QUIZ: Are you a walking lesbian stereotype?

Ever been driving in your Subaru to camp in the wilderness with the girlfriend you U-Hauled with last week, who is caressing your buzzcut from the passenger seat? You’re missing your three cats, who are being cared for by your ex (and best friend), who also lives in your feminist, vegan-only sharehouse.

If so, you would likely score a high percentage in the quiz below, with 100% (100 points) being a walking lesbian stereotype. ‘Yes’ to a question = 2 points. Let’s go, lesbians!

1. You love animals.
2. You love cats, specifically.
3. You’ve rescued/adopted a pet.
4. You’re a vegetarian or a vegan.
5. You own and wear a pair of Birkenstocks.
6. You own and wear a pair of Doc Martens.
7. You wear sensible, comfortable clothing and shoes.
8. Leather (including fake leather) features in your wardrobe.
9. You have tattoos.
10. You have a tattoo that references your lesbianism.
11. You have facial piercings.
12. You wear a permanent ring that’s not on your ring finger.
13. You use a carabiner.
14. You wear plaid and/or flannel shirts.
15. You drive a Subaru.
16. You like camping.
17. You like hiking/bushwalking.
18. You like rock climbing.
19. You are into astrology.
20. You are into tarot cards.
21. You are generally a bit witchy.
22. You’re a serious feminist. Not the fun kind.
23. You’re generally into social justice.
24. You’re a socialist or communist.
25. You’ve dreamed of living in a female-only commune.
26. You are good at building and/or fixing things.
27. You love overalls.
28. You have short hair.
29. You have funky colours in your hair.
30. You have an alternative, unique haircut.
31. You don’t remove your body hair.
32. You don’t wear makeup.
33. You don’t wear a bra.
34. You have short fingernails.
35. You refer to yourself as Butch or Femme.
36. You’re really into art. Like, really into it.
37. You can knit and/or sew.
38. You prioritise female artists, writers and musicians.
39. You only have female friends.
40. You love playing sports.
41. You love watching sports.
42. You’ve played roller derby.
43. You’re friends with an ex.
44. You make a playlist for every woman you crush on.
45. You’ve moved in with a partner within a month of knowing each other.
46. You’ve had a long-distance relationship.
47. You have a collection of sex toys.
48. You work in a male-dominated field.
49. You have a deep voice.
50. You are considered standoffish or unapproachable.